Sometimes life isn't fair. Sometimes adults who choose to call themselves J-Woww and Snooki and The Situation get to experience beautiful Italy before you do. (And sometimes one of them becomes a New York Times best selling author.) Anyway, the Jersey Shore cast is moving to Italy... at least to film season 4 of their hit reality show.
According to a TMZ source, "they've already lined up some of Vinny's Italian relatives to host the crew for an authentic Guadagnino dinner." MTV will be scouting locations there soon, and the network has already hooked up their guidos and guidettes with some visas.
Sorry, Italy.