Apparently, we were all wrong about Eden Pizza in Williamsburg, the weird, late-night joint with the cardboard slices and the brass knuckles. Contrary to popular opinion, their pizza is totally worth flying into a psychotic rage over. Around 3:30 a.m. Sunday, a man impatient over a delay with his pie threw a chair at the store manager and smashed his head through the glass display case. According to the Post's police blotter, Roman Heczko, 31, did about $10,000 in damage, and was arrested for assault, criminal mischief, menacing and harassment. He was treated for his head wound at Woodhull Hospital; sadly, the fate of his pizza remains unclear.
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