Sometimes a press release comes across our inbox that demands to be quoted in its entirety. Here is one such release.
Kings County Bar and BOTTOMLESS Present:“A Derriere Affair”
Brought to you by A World Without Pants
What: On Thursday, May 19, drop trou and get soused at Kings County Bars’ ‘No Pants Dance Party.’ There will be a pants check at the door and guests will receive a free drink when they check their pants. The pant-less can shake their bare stuff on the dance floor, and rock out to music by Jermaine Jagger. The night will ass out with a midnight pant-less dance contest. If you win, we will pour whiskey in your face; if you lose, we will pour it in your ass.
When: Thursday, May 19, 10pm - 4am
Cost: No cover charge
Where: Kings County Bar, 286 Seigel St., Brooklyn, NY 11206
About Kings County Bar
Kings County Bar is a secret underground dive bar, which attracts the ‘original’ Bushwick crowd. As more newcomers come to the area, Kings County Bar remains authentic - with no lettering or sign, other than a rusted metal crown to indicate the location. Kings County is edgy and real - from the music selection to the art on the walls, to the bartenders themselves. Kings County Bar is open from 4pm-4am, everyday, including all holidays, with happy hour specials every day from 4pm-8pm, and night happy hour from 12am-2am on weekdays and 1am-3am on weekends. All happy hours feature discounted drafts and beer and shot specials.