Today's balminess should signal the official return of all those casual cycling enthusiasts (who mysteriously vanish and render bike lanes obsolete from November through March) to the streets, but what if your obsession with spinning spokes is considered unhealthy by the medical community? Saturday's 7th annual Bicycle Fetish Day in Williamsburg is designed to make your proclivities seem socially acceptable. Hooray!

The noon to 6 p.m. event is organized by Lacey Tauber, who tells the the Brooklyn Paper that the event is "a space for different cycling communities to come together. But it's all about fun, not about tough issues." Oh Lacey, if only it were that easy. Besides "lots of bike swag," there will be a grill and BMX tricks by Grime Cycles. We had a blast last year, so this year should be no different. Just don't forget to settle on a "safe word" beforehand.