We've seen some pretty fattening food combos in our time, but Burger King's new Meat Monster Whopper—a basic Whopper with two cheese slices, three strips of bacon, a second beef patty and a Tendergrill Chicken Patty—might beat them all. And it just launched in Japan. While it's slightly confusing why the fast-food chain would unveil such a product in a country that's having a tough time finding uncontaminated water, would you really want to deny a country in such turmoil their right to three meats on one sandwich?

Burger King Japan (whose website is separate from the rest of Burger King International) is selling the monster for ¥820 (or about $9.50), or the less-intimidating All Heavy Whopper for ¥420. Still, can they work on bringing this to the states? It would really help us get over not being able to get married in a McDonald's.