The circus pauses
For his rubber face to snap
With the camera. But why?
----
Tiny microphone
Tries in vain to capture what
Eyes alone can see
----
When did buttons start
Appearing on collarbones?
What is up with that?
Make your contribution now and help Gothamist thrive in 2026. Donate today
Gothamist is funded by sponsors and member donations
The circus pauses
For his rubber face to snap
With the camera. But why?
----
Tiny microphone
Tries in vain to capture what
Eyes alone can see
----
When did buttons start
Appearing on collarbones?
What is up with that?
Christopher Robbins is a New York City reporter covering transportation, affordable housing, local politics, and criminal justice. His work has also appeared in New York Magazine, The Village Voice and The New York Times. Chris is a graduate of Patrick Henry High School in Roanoke, Virginia, and enjoys biking to Fort Tilden in the summertime.
Read moreGothamist is funded by sponsors and member donations
Gothamist is funded by sponsors and member donations
MORE news
For years, drivers have griped that the companies would randomly ban them from working with little recourse.
Published Jan 29, 2026
Modified Jan 29, 2026 at 6:22 p.m. ET
Because now an NYPD officer is on modified duty, here are your afternoon links: Costco chicken lawsuit, Ray J's health issues, romantic NYC restaurants and more.
Because now an NYPD officer is on modified duty, here are your afternoon links: Costco chicken lawsuit, Ray J's health issues, romantic NYC restaurants and more.
Catch up on the most important headlines with a roundup of essential NYC stories, delivered to your inbox daily.