At 11 o'clock Saturday night—while the bourgeois sheep are filing their nails watching whatever season of Mad About You Netflix delivered to keep them meek and complacent—a group of cyclists are going to be living life to the fullest by competing in a gnarly unauthorized brakeless bike road race through Red Hook. According to Bike Blog NYC, the 2nd annual Red Hook Criterium will be held on a "quarter-mile course which features several hairpin turns, a fast sprint through the parking lot of a chain retailer, a cobblestone stretch, and a sprint finish." Organizer David August Trimble elaborates: "Last year was perfect. Not too big but the racing was intense but safe without any crashes. I couldn’t believe the pace that we completed the race at." The winner after 16 laps gets $300, but because "bus and automobile traffic on the course... is a near-certainty, " anyone who survives should be considered a winner. As for the exact location, you'll have to do some digging, or just follow that distinctive bike messenger smell. (And study this crazy video for a warm-up.)