Happy Wednesday in New York City, where the big jorts have taken over.
Here's what else is happening:
- Should New York City have open primaries? No, say the people who've been winning our current closed primaries.
- More than 1,500 cell doors on Rikers Island are broken, according to a correction official.
- EPA Chief Lee Zeldin and country singer John Rich, of Big & Rich, co-signed a letter criticizing Gov. Kathy Hochul for trying to install solar panel fields on upstate farmland.
- Riverside Park's bronze statue of German-born Civil War general Franz Sigel is getting its first major cleaning in 22 years.
- The city's bat population is up.
- Heartwarming: People are waiting in line for the viral Trader Joe's tote bags in order to give them as gifts.
- "The Odyssey" audiobook is hot right now.
- And finally, good fun:
