This weekend, the Jets will face their archrivals, the New England Patriots led by Coach Bill "Hoodie" Belichick and quarterback Tom "Goldilocks" Brady. To celebrate this playoff game, there are ways your stomach can pay tribute to Gang Green—for instance, instead of a classic Black & White Cookie, why not a Green & White Cookie from William Greenberg Desserts? They come in three sizes: Traditional, mini and oversized, which is 9 inches and serves 8 people (or one Rex Ryan).
The special Jets Green & White Cookies are available at the Madison Avenue store or online; individual traditional-sized cookies are available at the store for $3.50 each, or, if you're heading to a viewing party, a dozen large Green & Whites sell for $42,18 mini Green & Whites are priced at $27... and the oversized Green & White is $28.
Over at the Midtown location of Gallaghers Steakhouse, there's a special Power Lunch menu that's running through Sunday; from the press release:
Gallagher’s has added the “Cromartie CAB Steak*,” the “LaDainian Tomlinson Turkey Club,” and the “Mark Sanchez Grilled Salmon Filet” (since the quarterback both grills and filets the defense in the closing minutes) to its culinary lineup as Gang Green has its site set on the New England Patriots in Sunday’s divisional matchup.
The “Gang Green Power Lunch” items at Gallagher’s also includes such triumphant returnees from last year’s playoff march menu as the “Braylon Edwards” Beef Tenderloin and Asparagus Salad with Pan Roasted Potatoes, Smoked Bacon and Mustard Vinaigrette; the “Shonn Greene Spinach Salad,” the “Darrelle Revis Endive and Beet-up the Offense” Salad, and the “Broadway Joe Burger.” Many of the entrees will be served with “Santonio Holmes-Fries.”
The three-course Jets Power Lunch is priced at $32 (plus tax and gratuity, but the Cromartie CAB Steak option is $10 more).
Of course, Ryan's favorite food is Mexican, so you could get some take out from Papacito's, Calexico, or any of these restaurants. Now let's go eat a goddamn snack.
