We're deep in the bitter throes of winter—is now really the time to be thinking about Brazilian butt lifts? Yes. Now is exactly the time to be thinking about a Brazilian butt lift. Turn to your left—there's a high statistical probability that the person beside you is contemplating a Brazilian butt lift right now!
According to the Post, 378,000 New Yorkers researched Brazilian butt lifts on the RealSelf website between November and January, more than any other city in America! Los Angeles clocks in second with a measly 138,227 page views.
What is a Brazilian butt lift? A Brazilian butt lift is a process in which fat from your back or abdomen is transferred to your butt. It's hard to know whether visitors to the RealSelf site, which offers user-generated recommendations and information on a variety of procedures, are actually interested in acquiring a Brazilian butt lift or simply want to comb the endlessly fascinating Q&A section. Like the time one user, sexyfresh2def, said "I have a low income job but I feel I need a Brazilian butt lift. Do you have an affordable payment plan?" (A: Yes) or when alleybop asked "What shape are my buttocks? (A: sea anemone!)
The RealSelf website also offers 1,329 photos of Brazilian butt lift before and after photos. Spend some time today trying to look at all of them.
Before you schedule your own Brazilian butt lift, remember to research whether your doctor is actually a licensed physician and not just a janitor with a lab coat.
