A cleaning woman was arrested on assault charges after violently beating salesman Alen Bairamoukov, who desperately had to use the facilities. Suffering from gastritis, the man burst into the bathroom at Flatbush Xpress Furniture where Lily Rose Vaughan was cleaning, saying "Rosie, I'm dying, please, I have to go inside." Vaughan told him to go next door, then allegedly smashed his head with the porcelain lid of the toilet and bit him in the neck. While this one incident is scary enough, it's not nearly as terrifying as the prospect of janitor vampires. Vaughan claims she was acting in self defense, and was released on her own recognizance.