Since the beginning of time our hands have been linked to scientific studies, like when our brother told us if our palm was larger than our face it meant we were going to die (but then really he just hit us in the face with our own hand.) Anyway, you know what they say about the size of a man's foot? Well, throw that knowledge away. It means nothing now that a new study has come out showing that the size of a man's penis can be determined by the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis! Math!
Pat Kiernan puts it like this: "men with index fingers shorter than their ring fingers on the right hand tend to be better endowed than those with longer index fingers." He also calls back the "sexy ratio," noting that men with a smaller ratio are also more attractive to women because of their symmetrical faces.
This comes from a urologist in Korea who studied 144 men, all of whom had their two fingers measured and then the members measure "immediately after the subject had been anesthetized... when the penis was flaccid and when it had been stretched as much as possible." (Hey, is that an index finger to ring finger ratio in your pocket or were you just under anesthesia and having your penis stretched out?)
Conspiracy theory fodder: how is this connected to Megan Fox's toe thumb? Discuss.
