It seems an intimate moment in a New Jersey cemetery was spoiled earlier this week by a falling tombstone. Capt. James Stevens of the Hamilton Township police tells the Star-Ledger that a sunset encounter was rudely interrupted just before 7 p.m. when a tombstone fell on a 39-year-old woman's leg. Stevens decorously told reporters the victim was engaged in "extracurricular activities" with an unidentified man, which the Star-Ledger interprets as "sexual activity." Come on you two, get a crypt!
The woman was taken to a local hospital and at press time the extent of her injuries are unknown. Also a mystery is how the tombstone became dislodged in the first place. An accident—or the work of a bitter, cockblocking ghost? We're going to need an inquisitive team of meddling kids to get to the bottom of this one. In the meantime, how many groan-inducing puns can you milk out of this grave accident?
