The first set of bodies related to the Long Island serial killer were uncovered on Gilgo State Beach back in December, so how come it took so long for some Long Island idiots to make a music video out of it? Animal notes that a video called "Ocean Parkway" from a group called Brent City Mafia has popped up on YouTube and it's, uh, special. Keep it classy, Long Island!

The video sums up exactly the kind of hysteria that Long Island authorities (and we) don't want right now. Showing a bound woman in red being chased through the brush by a killer, it has little to do with the actual murders beyond the locale, NY1 clips and newspaper clippings (from what we understand, the serial killers only dumped his victims on the beach). It also just isn't very good. We don't disagree with the group's producer's opinion on Boy Meets World, though.

Meanwhile, in other Gilgo beach bodies news, the Times yesterday had an interesting profile of the man and his dog that have found five of the remains so far, and the FBI Black Hawk searching the area has completed its run.