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Advertised to open in the fall of 2016, the second Brooklyn Trader Joe's has been pushed back to February 2017.

The City has deemed the report a "draft," which has held up its release, and though a judge ordered it to be released to the public on Friday, City attorneys later blocked its release.

Eleven people were indicted in December on charges of corruption. But don't worry, SAIC has conducted an internal review, and found "failures of management" that could no longer be abided.

Comptroller John Liu reportedly said that the study "is so flawed its not worth the bandwidth for a download."

$363 million has been spent on Nycaps, a plan to "modernize" the personnel information on the city's employees that originally was budgeted for $66 million in 2002.

Even after Bloomberg has asked for a $600 million refund from CityTime's contractor, a spokesman for the mayor tells the paper that, "The system works, and it's already providing value and is going to provide value for years and years to come."