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Sure, you can stay in your own little world, act unimpressed, like that guitar shredding solo isn't making you feel alive.

For the second straight year, Matt "Airistotle" Burns has proved himself as the world's premiere talent in pretending to play the guitar without actually playing the guitar.

Subway performer Ramon Pena successfully argued with cops and MTA workers about being ejected from Grand Central this week.

Well done, everyone.

Don't those violent, jagged movements needed to play the instrument basically look exactly like someone is murdering your peace and quiet?

Stick through the full 22 seconds for the defeating moment when this busker goes for her big "Ghostbusters!" finale and gets cut off by a subway announcement. A+ for heart!

How much money would it take to get YOU to jump down into the subway tracks?

When Casio noticed 13-year-old piano-playing subway busker Jason Cordero playing on an old model, they sent over a brand new one right quick.

Reason #1, 2, 3 and 4 why you shouldn't ignore buskers: they may turn out to be Bruce Springsteen.

If you didn't get your nap in today, you may need a