metaphors

Christie is doing whatever he can to get his message to the people, even if it means that message is a strangled metaphor about treating immigrants like FedEx packages.

This is not a metaphor.

When he was asked today about a bill that would ban hard-to-remove parking violation stickers, Bloomberg weaved into a metaphor which involved murdering your parents as he defended their continued usage.

During the past month, the snowiest January in NYC on record,