Out magazine, "the world’s leading gay fashion and lifestyle brand," has just added pint-sized Cheetoh Snooki to their official Hot List, but before giving her the honor, they grilled her on Pressing Life Issues, most notably, "Which Jersey Shore guy is the gayest?" (All of them?)
“Definitely Mike [“The Situation” Sorrentino]. Everybody thinks Mike is gay. I don’t see it, but then again, sometimes I see it. He just loves himself to death. He always wants to look good, and he always has that image where he wants to hook up with girls just to prove a point. We know he can get girls; it’s not a big deal. And he’s always washing his face and doing [facial] masks," the Snookster says.
It's not like a gay Situation would be that big of a surprise. In addition to the face masks, the endless posturing, and the possibly over-compensatory sense of bravado and machismo, the manchild was a Chippendale dancer, for chrissakes. We just hope his scary dad, The Confrontation, doesn't butt in on this one. Live out and proud, Sitch!
